A fetus in a simulation is taught a series of lessons about life by a primitive, overly literal artificial intelligence. There's 30 different "lessons" to get through, but you probably won't survive.
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Проверено 22.09.2026. Сколько положить на Steam, чтобы купить, и во что обойдётся пополнение из России. Сколько стоит вся ваша библиотека по таким ценам — калькулятор аккаунта.
Life Lessons is a difficult, humorous 2d platformer. The game centers around a fetus being taught about life by an overly-literal AI. Each level is a new "lesson" that the player is required to figure out in order to advance.
Examples: "Every dog has his day", "A picture is worth a thousand words", "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", etc. With each lesson, you're required to emulate what the lesson means, using whatever objects are available to you. Some levels require twitch reflexes and patience, while others don't require much of anything. Easy difficulty is recommended if you're easily frustrated.
The game also features a unique soundtrack, which is available to download for free.
Steam App ID 799590
Всего 1 трейлер и 5 скриншотов — смотреть все.
a7otcОбзоров: 6This game is like a 90s DOS game smoking PCP. It's an unpredictable, violent, industrial-strength hallucinogen only meant for those who truly hate the world…
Vita Lemon TeaОбзоров: 7Great game, maybe hard for me but absolutely challenging.I was stucked into the "ignorance" one due to the question mark on the top of the…
TemmieNekoТоваров на аккаунте: 1 229 · Обзоров: 607Pardon the memes, you won't be getting a " meme" game for the most part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lo0Z52GcZI You essentially have cryptic puzzle - platformer stages that…
В российском Steam — 30 ₽, проверено 22.09.2026.
Русского языка в списке Steam нет.
Минимальные: ос — Windows XP, 7, 8; процессор — CPU 1.2GHz; оперативная память — 2 GB ОЗУ; видеокарта — 800 x 600 VRAM 256MByte; directx — версии 9.0c; место на диске — 200 MB.
