Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:

• Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
• Constant laughs from start to finish!
• No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
• LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
• Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
• Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
• Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
• Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
• Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games

We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!

- Crankage Games